pair of bitches
there are these two bitches i really hate. they come in together, sometimes with this one guy.
yesterday: bitch #1 ordered a salad with pieces of pita bread in it. 30 minutes later she flags me down and says, "i don't like the salad. the pieces of bread are all burnt. i WANT to return this. i WANT to exchange it for another drink." first of all, the pieces of bread weren't burnt, they were brown and crispy the way they were supposed to. but fine, if she didn't like them, she didn't have to eat 75% of the damn salad (which is only as much as she would have eaten in the first place anyway). so basically she wanted a free drink. fine, i'll give her a free drink, but she doesn't have to say it in such a bitchy manner. anyway, she usually gets a cheap beer like the cheapskate she is. then she goes on to say, " i WANT to replace the salad with a drink. when i'm done with my beer, i WANT an apple martini. and make it good." just cuz you're getting a 'free' drink you don't have to abuse it by ordering a more expensive drink than you normally get. then she tips me $1 for the beer, salad, and martini. !!!!!!!
today: bitch #1 came in with bitch #2 and guy. bitch #1 ordered a side of fries and 'free' bread. so the fries come and since the bread is free, i don't put it on the order so the waitresses don't bring it out, and i have to go get it myself. so this was friday night at like 11:30pm and people are ordering drinks left and right. waitress brings out fries, i give bitch #1 her fries. then i go make some drinks and she asks me for the bread while i'm making the drinks near her. so i nod and say, "sorry, i'll get it right out for you," and i continue making my drinks (which happened to be a big order, 5 drinks or something). so after i made like 3 drinks i happened to look up and she looked at me and whined and gave me this look like "i want my bread!". SHE WHINED. like, she made a noise a female dog would make. i was so irate. so i walk into the damn kitchen, get her her damn bread, give her the check too. AND GUESS WHAT. SHE STIFFS ME. she eats her fries and free bread, and LEAVES without paying. that bitch. and i can't do shit about it because she was gone and i couldn't describe her to the manager and the manager probably would have let it go anyway cuz she comes in pretty often. anyway, whatever, not like i woulda gotten any tip from her cheap ass anyway. but still, that is so rude.
ON TOP of that. bitch #2 orders a beer and a drink. that comes to $13. she hands me a $10, and i walk towards the cash register assuming it was a $20, because she's a regular and she knows how much the drinks are. yea, it was my fault for not confirming with her that it was a $10 and not a $20. but anyway, i get halfway to the register, see that it's a $10, and walk right back and say that it's $13, not $20. she takes the $10 and pockets it. i say, "no, i need $13 from you." she said, "no, i gave you a $20 and you came back with $10 change." i said, "no i didn't open the cash register, i came back as soon as i found out it was a $10." she said, no. i said, no. she said no. i said, "even if i came back with change it would not have been $10 because the drinks are $13, not $10." she said, no. then her GUY friend says, "wait, i saw you give her a $10." hahahahaha. so she finally gives me a fucking $20, i come back with change, and i hear her yelling at him about something along the lines of "you owe me..." and then she didn't tip me, but what did i expect. seriously. fucking bitches. it's bad enough that people are cheapskates, but it's worse when they try to be dishonest about it. geez.
wow, that was a long vent. but well worth it for me.
yesterday: bitch #1 ordered a salad with pieces of pita bread in it. 30 minutes later she flags me down and says, "i don't like the salad. the pieces of bread are all burnt. i WANT to return this. i WANT to exchange it for another drink." first of all, the pieces of bread weren't burnt, they were brown and crispy the way they were supposed to. but fine, if she didn't like them, she didn't have to eat 75% of the damn salad (which is only as much as she would have eaten in the first place anyway). so basically she wanted a free drink. fine, i'll give her a free drink, but she doesn't have to say it in such a bitchy manner. anyway, she usually gets a cheap beer like the cheapskate she is. then she goes on to say, " i WANT to replace the salad with a drink. when i'm done with my beer, i WANT an apple martini. and make it good." just cuz you're getting a 'free' drink you don't have to abuse it by ordering a more expensive drink than you normally get. then she tips me $1 for the beer, salad, and martini. !!!!!!!
today: bitch #1 came in with bitch #2 and guy. bitch #1 ordered a side of fries and 'free' bread. so the fries come and since the bread is free, i don't put it on the order so the waitresses don't bring it out, and i have to go get it myself. so this was friday night at like 11:30pm and people are ordering drinks left and right. waitress brings out fries, i give bitch #1 her fries. then i go make some drinks and she asks me for the bread while i'm making the drinks near her. so i nod and say, "sorry, i'll get it right out for you," and i continue making my drinks (which happened to be a big order, 5 drinks or something). so after i made like 3 drinks i happened to look up and she looked at me and whined and gave me this look like "i want my bread!". SHE WHINED. like, she made a noise a female dog would make. i was so irate. so i walk into the damn kitchen, get her her damn bread, give her the check too. AND GUESS WHAT. SHE STIFFS ME. she eats her fries and free bread, and LEAVES without paying. that bitch. and i can't do shit about it because she was gone and i couldn't describe her to the manager and the manager probably would have let it go anyway cuz she comes in pretty often. anyway, whatever, not like i woulda gotten any tip from her cheap ass anyway. but still, that is so rude.
ON TOP of that. bitch #2 orders a beer and a drink. that comes to $13. she hands me a $10, and i walk towards the cash register assuming it was a $20, because she's a regular and she knows how much the drinks are. yea, it was my fault for not confirming with her that it was a $10 and not a $20. but anyway, i get halfway to the register, see that it's a $10, and walk right back and say that it's $13, not $20. she takes the $10 and pockets it. i say, "no, i need $13 from you." she said, "no, i gave you a $20 and you came back with $10 change." i said, "no i didn't open the cash register, i came back as soon as i found out it was a $10." she said, no. i said, no. she said no. i said, "even if i came back with change it would not have been $10 because the drinks are $13, not $10." she said, no. then her GUY friend says, "wait, i saw you give her a $10." hahahahaha. so she finally gives me a fucking $20, i come back with change, and i hear her yelling at him about something along the lines of "you owe me..." and then she didn't tip me, but what did i expect. seriously. fucking bitches. it's bad enough that people are cheapskates, but it's worse when they try to be dishonest about it. geez.
wow, that was a long vent. but well worth it for me.
posted by Eunice at 4:12 AM
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