virgin martini

The server sent in an order to the service bar -- "Virgin Martini". We all had a good laugh at that one. (For those of you who don't know - a Martini is 100% alcohol).

Then we asked her what it meant -- she said she'd go find out from the customer. She came back with the answer: "Virgin Cosmo." We had another good laugh. (A cosmo is like 98% alcohol).

I ended up making a drink of Cranberry+Orange Juice with a dash of Lime Juice and Sour Mix. I think that cost him $8 as opposed to $3 for a normal juice drink. LOL.