Overheard

Guy X: "My girlfriend supports me. But you know, it sucks to not have my own place."

Whattaguy. I couldn't decide whether I wanted to roll on the ground laughing or punch him in the nuts... you know, as he drinks his girlfriend's money away at the bar.

1) he shoudn't be complaining that he doesn't have his own place
2) he's out drinking his gf's money away at the bar